Christian Louboutin is rolling over where he is right now, or at least he should be. There is no reason for him to be making, let alone for anyone to be buying Christian Louboutin that have a small heel. Of course you shouldn't buy any shoe with a small heel, but that's not the point of the story. The point is that He thinks if you are going to buy a Christian Louboutin heel you have to go high with them. Obviously you would first buy the black pump, and then after you have that you can expand your collection. But the collection should never include a small heel like this. Doesn't the small red heel go defunct and lose its purpose when it can't be seen? The high heel allows others to see the red bottom, these are cheap and gross looking.
Pretty sure He doesn't agree with Delfina Delettrez that these collars are a good look. If you are gonna wear a collared shirt then wear a collared shirt, don't think just adding a free floating collar is gonna class up an outfit, because it won't. He doesn't hate the girls wearing ties, bowties, blazers, menswear if you will. It can be a great look when done properly, these collars though, not sure they will be included in the good column.
version of the outfit from Chanel F/W 2010. Yeaaaaa that's right, He knows some high fashion too. Don't ever doubt the He-knowledge.
Some chick on the Real Housewives has these, Beyonce has tried them out, but let He tell you, all have failed. This is not an attractive or He Approved look, no matter who wears it. Adding sparkle threads to your hair, apparently called Hair Tinsel, is about as dumb as it gets. Might be ok for a 13 year old, but grown ups need to grow up and rip this sh*t right out. If you need attention that badly, well then seek help, because this is not the right way to go about getting it. You look ridiculous.
He is actually speechless. Socks with some sort of knit shoe? Really, He might have to just pretend He didn't really see this happen.
On Friday He did a post about colored tights, but there is one color tight that makes He more angry then any other. White Tights! Typically we see more white tights during the winter then any other season and there has never been an instance when He thought they looked good. White tights make women's legs look pale and gross. Textured white tights do nothing for He either. White tights are probably one of the most He-repelling items a women can wear during the winter. UGGS are bad don't get He wrong, but white tights give He the creeps.
This woman has the right idea. Supposedly winter has hit NYC with a baseball bat, because it has been freezing. It's He's feeling that if it's going to be cold, it should snow. Otherwise there is absolutely no reason for it to be this cold and windy. Mother Nature, He hopes you are listening.
Condom-like covers that let you play dress up with your shoes. These fit any stiletto type heels be they medium or high heel shoes.
Just in case everyone forgot how stumpy these damn things make you look, here is another example. Not sure why but for some reason He hates these "inside out" UGGS a lot more then normal plain UGGS. Even if these damn things are as comfortable as half you say they are, what is the point of the furry part on the outside? Don't you wear them to look bad and keep your feet warm? Whose staying warm with the fur on the outside? No one.
Well just incase you are ever walking down the street and need shoulder protection. Louise Goldin designed this amazing leather shoulder piece perfect for fighting your enemies with. By amazing, He clearly meant it is a total waste and serves no point what so ever in this world.
Capri Pants, high socks, and some sort of weird wooden booties. Not sure who dressed this woman in the morning, but they should be fired on the spot.
He recently found this new online store, that has provided He with material that should last a few weeks. He can't reveal the name yet of course, because then where would the surprise be. Anyway, He has no problem with women wearing men's clothing to look good. The blazer, a button down, everything is He Approved. But when people get ideas to start combining weird things like lingerie and a blazer, and come up with this "thing" above. He ain't liking it and ya look ridiculous.
Is the Snuggie not keeping you warm this winter? Is it not fashion forward enough for you? Well fear not, the Moonspoon saloon brings you this funky fox fur jacket just in time for winter. Of course you will look just as ridiculous in this as you would a snuggie. Seen here with ridiculous quilted shorts.
Black leggings as pants is a phenomenal look, and it typically brings a smile to He's face. But the world needs to recognize that this look is not for all. Much like many other He Approved style, not everything is for everyone. Somethings are better left covered.
He is liking the dress, likes the heels, but to ruin an outfit with granny p*nty lines showing is just not the way He likes to start he's week. Get a thong, and wear it.
